I think it’s so cute and kind of flattering How you’re trying to guess what race I am and kind of struggling No, I am not hybrid! I am 100% F to the I-L-I-P-I-N-O
I’m Filipino I’m not Latino I’m not Chinese, no I’m not from Mexico I’m not from Tokyo I’m Filipino F to the I-L-I-P-I-N-O
Goatie I can’t grow I never look old I speak tagalog Just look at my nose If it’s broad you know, I’m Filipino F to the I-L-I-P-I-N-O
First, I gotta say just look at my name Mikey Bustos may sound Spanish But there’s many clues that indicate to me I’m a Filipino, look at my dish There is so much rice look into my eyes You will notice the slanted eye slope Here’s a Pinoy tip I point with my lips This I why I’m a Filipino
If you can tell the difference Just get all your Asian friends Take them to Karaoke And the ones that don’t stop singing Are Filipino, our skin is coco We dance with bamboo Eat halo-halo I am macho, no? I’m Filipino F to the I-L-I-P-I-N-O
I’m Filipino I eat adobo I use a tabo I’m Filipino, I’m Filipino I’m Filipino F to the I-L-I-P-I-N-O
You must understand I eat with my hands You must grab the rice and pack the meat Entering my house be shy like a mouse Remove your sapatos the floor’s clean Go “bless” to my mom, try to stay calm She will try to scare you but just know If you sa “po” she will know you’re cool ‘cause you’re like a Filipino
If you can tell the difference Gather all your Asian friends Ask them what’s this for and if they know it’s decoration
They’re Filipino I bless to Lolo And I say “opo” for respect, you know I’m Filipino, I’m Filipino F to the I-L-I-P-I-N-O
My handwriting’s woah! A brainer in school The last piece is “NO” And if I need to I pull off “ghetto” I’m Filipino F to the I-L-I-P-I-N-O
I use tabo, I use tabo (3x) F to the I-L-I-P-I-N-O I kuyakoy, I kuyakoy I close-open, I close-open Beautiful eyes, Beautiful eyes “Beautiful eyes!”
If you can tell the difference Here is the best test for it Just do this and if they look at you, then it’s no question Pssst!
They’re Filipino (3x) We’re Filipino, we’re Filipino I’m Filipino F to the I-L-I-P-I-N-O We’re born musical I made the finals Canadian Idol I play basketball Hockey? Terrible! I’m Filipino F to the I-L-I-P-I-N-O I offer some food to Sto. Niño Duwende, also I’m Filipino, I’m Filipino I’m Filipino F to the I-L-I-P-I-N-O
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